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Scrap Surf

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. A true inspiration for the children.

Finding Perfect Spot For Surfing

It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years.